Keep your jesus off my penis

[JunkFunk]

This is great! The keep your jesus off my penis song!
http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/JP_Full2.wmv (right click and dl)

Text:
Keep your Jesus off my penis
Keep your bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
And your crosses off my walls
You can keep the virgin mother
And the resurrection too
Keep your Jesus off my penis
I'll keep my penis off of you

Well I'm frickin' sick and tired
Of turning on the news
And seeing the religious right's
Ungodly fight to take our right to choose
When to bear our children
Who to love and how
Education and protection
If we're just practicing for now
So dubya look obey a book
If that's what works for you
But I don't tell you how to pray
So don't tell me how to screw

Keep your Jesus off my penis
Keep your bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
And your crosses off my walls
You can keep the virgin mother
And the resurrection too
Keep your Jesus off my penis
I'll keep my penis off of you

So you're screaming bloody murder
'Bout the taliban regime
For subjugating women
And being too extreme
And basing legislation
On some ancient holy book
Does that sound a bit familiar?
Here's a mirror, have a look

And as for the ten commandments
They need one more at least
Thou shall never cover up
The acts of pervert priests
How'd they let that happen
Unless they just abhor us
Well anyway it adds
Another layer to the chorus

Keep your Jesus off my penis
Keep your bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
And your crosses off my walls
You can keep the virgin mother
And the resurrection too
Keep your Jesus off my penis
I'll keep my penis off of you

So you'll execute a person
And protect a single cell
But mercy-kill the terminally ill
And you're goin' straight to hell
I don't know much about
The word of God
Far be it from me
But I can tell you what it ain't -
Hypochristianity

I am not anti-Christian
Before you grab a rope
There is beauty in religion
And joy and love and hope
We're all looking for an answer
Some colossal cosmic cause
But who the fuck are you
To turn your views into my laws?
It's just believers in the bible
That would have abortion banned
Anti-choice agnostics?
I could count'em on one hand
And as for killing babies
I have but one retort
If someone raped your daughter George
You'd beg her to abort

And if some young girl from your church
Shows up with child or some infection
`Cuz you taught her what a horrid sin
It was to use protection
One day you'll face the pearly gates
And whatchu gonna say
When that long-haired Jewish peacenick
Sends your ass the other way sayin'

Keep your Jesus off my penis
Keep your bible off my balls
Keep your prayers out of my ears
And your crosses off my walls
I've had it up to here
With all the biblibile you spew
Keep your Jesus off my penis
(at least that's what I would do)
Keep your Jesus off my penis
I'll keep my penis off of you
That's if'n you want me to

[camgirlashley]

lmao...that is hilarious ;D

[esperopt]

Let's say, I'm not an american (!) Sounds to me like this song is doing the same as J.W. Bush does. All muslims are wrong, he say's. You insult all christians over the entire planet to abuse the name most secret to them, Jesus. They have nothing to do with your hypocrit American policy. We new already that in the name of God you're battle for the oil under the sand. Your country has chosen Bush, deal with it!

I've someone talks like a duck, walks like a duck and then tells you he is a duck, would you believe him? Don't think so. Same goes for your Bush.

Don't wan't to flame you or so. But it strucks me. I come to this place to have some intertainment. Not to here (again!) comment on the dessisions some idiot on the other site of the ocean makes.

[JunkFunk]

I come to this place to have some intertainment.

Actually, I posted the link for the "intertainment" of the visiters here. I had no intention of insulting christains. It wasnt aimed at them, just at the right wing percentage of them that try and force their ideals upon others.

[esperopt]

Actually, I posted the link for the "intertainment" of the visiters here. I had no intention of insulting christains. It wasnt aimed at them, just at the right wing percentage of them that try and force their ideals upon others.

As I said, didn't wan't to flame you. And I agree you live in a strange country where a small group of people seems to make out the rules. But still don't understand why he gets so much votes. I mean, not all americans are narrow minded I suppose, now you aren't for sure. :-D

[JunkFunk]

Same way Hitler, the iranian president Ahmadinejad and others got the vote. Spread fear of some clear and present danger, suck up to the conservatives and lie like shit.

I'm tired of everyone pointing their fingers at the US, and saying how could we be so stupid and revote bush. No one is saying, "man, those stupid iranians voted for that idiot" (bush and Ahmadinejad are actually quite similar, if you ask me), no one says, damn, those french voted for chirac again, those stupid brits voted for blair again and no one says a thing.

[JunkFunk]

Oh go back to canada, you communist nazi jew!

;-)

[v35322]

Nice, I like that.